posted: November 22nd • 19:42
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liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
- Girl at the bar:I think humans developed language because you can't tell your mate he or she is beautiful with grunts and groans.
- Me:Really? I think we tell each other that with grunts and groans often.